Krzysztof Skiba
The 3rd demolition of Poland is already ongoing. Mental. With the grin of a junkie, we enter the grave of democracy, and Alfons sits in the Palace. The cabaret took over, the kiboles will have the president's umbrella, and the gangus will flourish like tulips from TVP Info. For 8 years, impunity has been cultivated, and now the pardon, propaganda and state will begin for its own. Poland as a clown. And no one's even ashamed anymore.
It is now full of post-election analyses, and it is clear that any are happy and take a sleet into the gum with joy, and the another half has a hangover and sadness in their eyes. halt crying. halt crying. We gotta get to work, or they're gonna eat us. The cannibals are already on their way to the feast.
Fig. DF, thefad.pl / AI
SUPER SHOW!
Firstly, this election was a superb show, a 100 times better than Eurovision. Who knew we'd have so many attractions? Dead bodies falling out of Nawrocki's closet, 1 by 1 – from extortion of the apartment, to gangmates' friends, from setups, to drug abuse during the debate – made a very attractive spectacle.
The fight itself was interesting. A guy who looks like the guy from the French shampoo commercial versus the vicinity kibol. That hasn't happened yet. These contrasts always work great, not just in wrestling. And the tip was a expression 1 car ride.
No manager from Dancing with the Stars He wouldn't have made it up. During election night, tension grew like temperature during a volcano explosion. For 2 hours he won Trzaskowski and we have already seen in dreams, as this old prukwa Duck wanks in his pants and jumps to a well-deserved retirement. In order to announce the triumph of Alfonso, who has collected minimally more votes, due to the fact that a Polish voter is like a beautiful woman in a lupanar and likes to be fucked.
I'm sorry.
Rafał did what he could, but he was burdened with the slammerity of the government and a long-standing deficiency of consequence to PiS lies.
Kaczyński has been building a Russian agenda in Poland for years under the cloak of mega-patriotism. It cares for all pathologies and ultrasounds. He convinced the elite-based mediocre people that they were threatened by boys holding hands in a Warsaw café or feminists shouting about women's rights. He traditionally threatened immigrants, although during the regulation of the Law and Justice, Polish visas were sold in Africa like bananas in the marketplace and more than 2 million refugees from Ukraine were allowed into Europe, and more than 600,000 visas were issued to colored visitors from all over the world, whose right is so afraid and fighting. However, they managed to reverse the communicative and Trzaskowski presented as a policy that opens wide doors and shouts in six languages that he knows fluently: "Welcome!"
The 1 Duck organization method is to scare its electorate with an imaginary threat, and then to offer tender care on its part. So the intimidated have been voting for their “saviors” for years, reasoning that yet thanks to a man with dandruff or his kibol-pacince they will find themselves in paradise.
Unfortunately, NOONE has offered Polish C residents something that would be attractive to them. For example, capable youth from villages and tiny towns – free dormitories. Instead, it was aimed at promoting affirmative European slogans, which unfortunately did not kidnap many of the mediocre and underinvested areas of the country.
PROPAGAND MISTERIUM
Duck didn't come up with anything original. Attacking Tusk as “German”, he uses old well-known Nazi propaganda methods from the 1930s. “A lie repeated a 1000 times becomes truth”. You know who that quote is. So many Poles believed that Donald from Gdańsk is German and represents German interests. And Germany – it is known – an eternal enemy. Although the war ended 80 years ago, and we as Poland and an allied country, we have been sitting with them in the Union and in NATO for years.
BURDEL IN PALAC
Of course, Nawrocks will not do any good for Poland, due to the fact that it is unable. From the first day of office he will talk about, for example, war reparations from Germany, But he won't win a single euro. Poland's prestige in Europe and our importance will besides fall, due to the fact that who will deal with a pimp?
We can anticipate the serial pardons of thieves from the Moravian government and the release of neo-Nazis and criminals to freedom. Knowing Karolek's cleverness and his complete deficiency of empathy for older people and his grinning patriotism for the needs of a stupid electorate, another PiS president will sink into a celebrity. So we can anticipate a full bunch of boring speeches and celebrations from the PRL or Bareia films.And on the side, of course, there's going to be financial combinations and pulling out all the money for yourself and dealing with gangster buddies.
They're gonna grow incredibly strong with kibboli gangs and the police won't decision them due to the fact that they're gonna have the president's umbrella. We will return to the climates of the 1990s, erstwhile the mafias from Pruszków and Volomina ruled.
During 8 years of the regulation of the Law and Justice Party, the Kibol criminal organizations developed their wings incredibly due to the fact that they were practically impunityless. They have already been utilized politically, for example, to suppress and intimidate women's protests. Now it'll spread like cancer. mostly – Poland back and lost years.
The LGBTQ communities, feminists, climate activists, vegans and all minorities can feel threatened – including spiritual ones. due to the fact that the Law and Justice will proceed to scare them and fight them according to the thought of Tsar Vladimir: to search out bad enemies and scare the lefts of the EU.
DOWN WITH CALCIUM
Poland is already 2 steps distant from turning into a large pit with lime.
Batyr will be a immense brake force for the government, and if the Tusk squad does make it to the next election, then in 2 years we have a alternatively certain PiS government plus the Confederate with Braun as something like a Kukiz 2-style attachment.
This is just 1 step out of the EU this time and it will collapse the economy as in Belarus, where even potatoes are missing recently.
Eggs like Berettas
With Alfonso in the palace, satire, cabarets and pages with memes on the net flourish. It's the only affirmative of this sad situation like Navrock's bachelorette.
My presidential poem yesterday entitled Criminal Poland had a scope of over 4 million. This is my last serious column.
Expect a rash of jokes, poems, fresh songs and comic videos. I invitation you to my stand-up comedy programs (nearest 19.06 in Wisla).
Although the old large Tic hits like “Dres” or “Ballada with a sad skid” besides take on new, disturbing meanings and after years they become very fresh again.
Unfortunately, it is the only thing I can do for democratic Poland. I surely – like a well-known prof. and a large group of disappointed stars – do not go for any interior emigration and do not resent Poles.
Unfortunately, this is who we are – powerfully east – and we must recognise it. The large dreams of generations to join us in the West ended in a circus in the form of the choice of “Polish Trump”.
So Kaczyński managed to connect us to the planet stream of stupidity.
It was the Poles themselves (of course with the active aid of abroad influences) who led their country to collapse and 3 partitions.
Another hard landing soon. Down with the lime is waiting. The shovels will shortly start working with the grin of a junkie in Krakowskie Przedmieście.
Krzysztof Skiba
