From the bakery to the chandelier. A Satirical Voter's Guide

He was the first candidate to be president. Sławomir Mentzen from the Confederacy. He joined him on November 24 Rafał Trzaskowskiwho won the interior pre-campaign in the Civic Coalition, defeating Radosław Sikorski. A day later, his candidate reported to the Law and Justice Department, claiming that Karol Nawrocki is a candidate... independent and civil, only supported by the largest opposition group. He besides dreams about the president. Simon Holovnia (Poland 2050), who must explain the allegations of “Newsweek” for now, due to the fact that according to journalists of this weekly Marshal of the Sejm was a student of Collegium Humanum. As a presidential candidate, the MP is besides declared Marek Jakubiak. It's inactive unclear who's going to study to the Left, at least a fewer names.

However, there is no uncertainty that the best chances are with Trzaskowski and Nawrocki, as confirmed by the poll of the Pollster investigation Institute, made for the “Super Express”. If elections were held now, Trzaskowski could number in the first circular at 35 percent of the vote, and

A satirical guide: Peter Raczyk

Nawrocks at 21 percent. The survey besides summarizes possible couples in the second circular and, interestingly, Nawrocki loses not only to Trzaskowski, but besides to Holównia. This is most likely due to the fact that the PiS candidate is the least known of the three. But all this is only the first speculation.

It is worth noting that at the first gathering with the voters, the 2 top rivals went, not knowing why, to... the bakery. Which 1 of them will aid win the race against the finish line under the celebrated chandelier at the Presidential Palace? We'll see...