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There were many candidates in the first round
- Boliglov with Martyr and Pain.
Sausage besides ran,
known for his many promises;
They were always unfulfilled.
From the Lesser Malopola,
a insignificant organization member.
Kusibab had women's voices.
He didn't want anyone to support Pussy,
neither from the Vodka of the Utzigaba,
A light-spirited drunk.
The sleeper of his run slept.
They didn't number in the election.
- Tits, Smoke and Failure.
Go to the second circular of times...
...with an attitude to this turn,
not vote for a swindler,
I'm not gonna let you fool me.
Let the president be
someone honest and proven,
Not any freak.
*Using comic (accidental) names in a poem, inspired by Zdzisław (About double names).
