It was easy to pundite before the election, it's harder now, especially erstwhile the pollers seem a small tactically silent. Sam, by beating my chest, I must admit that while in Sabat I correctly predicted the results of Trzaskovsky, Biejat, Zandberg and Holownia, and Nawrocki did not appreciate only and by 2pp I completely underestimated Braun. possibly due to the fact that there are electorates that you know better and that you know less.
But let's just say that since the electorate of the Smiled Coalition knows a small better, I'll give, for free, 3 simple advice that can aid her knight win the election.
I wrote, I told you, I told you that the god for this Coalition is attendance. Only she makes disciplined right-wing electorate overcome. It worked 18 months ago, didn't work on Sundays. Will it work in 2 weeks?
Well, first of all, you gotta mobilize fear. But no, not fear of Nawrock. The stories about the nazis of colleagues, pimps, bachelorettes, or whatever else the worlds of libel media have in store have no full meaning. Nawrocks don't scare anyone. None, of course, of those who didn't go to the election. If he was scaring them, they'd go, right? So who and what should I scare, Major? You gotta scare Braun. Braun is simply a completely fresh fear on the social map. Before that he was just a weird lizard with 1-2% support, present he has more than Biejat, either Zandberg or Holovnia. present Braun is real. But again, it is not right to scare Braun, as the libel salon does, and so the bullock anti-semite, I repeat, anti-semite! And then there's the rogue fascist! Of course, anti-Semitism (the real one) is shameful, as is fascism, but these words are so wiped out that almost everyone, apart from the libel salon, shrugs his arms as he hears. These views of Braun should be feared, which can indeed contact a common man. So forcing women from rape to have children, possibly even to put them in prison. Therefore, there is no aid to EU farmers. So leaving the atom. Thus, the liquidation of the Schengen area and Erasmus. So forcing children to go to religion. So even a divorce ban. So another epidemic that will origin a deficiency of vaccination in the youngest. These are all circumstantial matters that may interest these Chambers of Smiled Poland, which stay at home. In a word, you should scare Braun and stick Braun to Nawrocki, writing that in the eventual future Kaczyński government, Braun will be Minister of Education, Health, abroad Affairs and Nawrocki nothing and nothing will disturb him.
Second, halt promising, and start... apologizing. Yeah, just apologize. Is there something incorrect with the government he was moving against? The wave of occupation, the tremendous disappointment, especially in the younger (but not only) is monstrous. These people went 18 months ago believing that their affairs in this sedated state of the Law and Justice would be settled. Meanwhile, everyone (outside the Beauty industry) was sent to the tree after 3 months. Tusk, Holovnia, Biejat, Czarzasty, but besides Trzaskowski should now powerfully apologize. Yeah, driving around Poland and apologizing. To say sorry, we screwed up. You're right. We didn't fulfill your promises. Give us another chance, we won't neglect this time. Poles can forgive and even like it due to the fact that there is simply a large motion in it and the anticipation to feel you for erstwhile in relation to the begging politician from the front pages of newspapers. You just gotta hit your chest honestly.
Finally, thirdly, we should halt focusing on large cities. To make a map of these areas, where the declines in the electorate OF THE LAUGHT Poland were the largest. And drive, apologize there, and drive. After all those tiny towns and towns. Give people distant their anger and perceive to them. halt promising and start listening. No, don't advertise on buses in Warsaw (xd). The full region of Poland is virtually flooded with posters of Mentzen and Navorcki, and Trzaskowski? Well, he's in Krakow Suburb.
That's it. That's it. Of course, Trzaskowski won't usage it. It can already be seen that there will be emotional blackmail of the around-scream media and authorities, beating over fascism with simultaneous making out with the Confederate fascists, further revelations about Nawrock, which already #nobody, march of the iron electorate, which will most likely start with the march of the Iron Electorate of Nawrock, underestimated polls that will put to sleep, Giertych's hashtags, angry Tuska's twitty, drawings at Matilda Damiecki's point and the idioticness of Polish professors. There will be a festival of contempt and shouting old grandparents on clouds and alternatively of avatars with chaotic boars throwing themselves, highly ingenious, the inscription “the ground” on the profile. Yeah, that's what's gonna happen.
And it'll most likely end like always. To shock this better, so much more educated Poland, the candidate will win, who is again an artificial fresh without charisma, but someway again defeated our salon pet in papilots.
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