Marcin Bogdan: Mandatory dental check of persons entitled to vote

In specified a situation, Prime Minister Tusk had no choice but to change his way of governing and to do so he had to carry out the essential reconstruction of the government. However, as has been known for centuries, he has not yet been born 1 to delight everyone. So Tusk had to make a decision. And he decided to increase the scale and strength of the accounts. After all, if individual needs bread, they can bake it themselves, and no 1 can organize the games themselves. Logical and understandable.

Therefore, the key personnel change was to change the minister in the ministry of “justice”. Adam Bodnar's ineptness was sticking to his eyes. He arrested only 1 priest, respective officials, respective MPs. It's not adequate that they're just small-times, but you could fit them all together in just 1 cell and a tiny cell. Worse still, Bodnar all time with the stubbornness of a maniac sought any legal basis for these arrests, as if individual expected him to. He was wasting his time. That's why Tusk appointed a justice in his place. This doesn't gotta look for a legal basis, the justice knows what to think, who to justice and how to judge. Especially a justice like Waldemar Żurek, a man comparatively young and already so experienced in judging and judging that 1 could compose a book about him and not one.

But it's a column, not a book, so I'll only compose about 1 thing that concerns the close past, but it seems future. In April of this year Waldemar Żurek sued the Treasury, represented by key institutions specified as the Chancellery of the Sejm, the Head of the Chancellery of the President, the Minister of Justice, the lawyer General, the Head of the Central Anti-corruption Office, the Disciplinary spokesperson of the General Court Judges, the First president of the ultimate Court and the president of the territory Court in Krakow. He sued everyone for a million zlotys in full for the harm he suffered over 8 years of the regulation of the United Right. Żurek claims that due to chronic stress related to mobbing and force from the PiS-managed bodies and institutions He started unwittingly grinding his teethWhich led to their pathological clash. His attorneys requested ‘Permiting evidence from the expert’s expert’s opinion on whether the claimant’s dental position could have been caused by prolonged stress, leading to “sewing” of the teeth, and if so, the method and cost of rebuilding the claimant’s teeth. In order to safe this proof, we ask for an urgent order of investigation from the expert, as W. Żurek must now execute an interventional superstructure of the dental strategy which has begun pathologically due to stress."

As I wrote, the case is future-oriented and for respective reasons. Firstly, after being nominated as Minister of Justice, Waldemar Żurek himself became Waldemar Żurek. This will most likely velocity up and simplify the process. Although I am not a justice myself, I inactive think that Żurek will rapidly admit to himself and pay the million-dollar compensation. It's important, due to the fact that the dentition will should be rebuilt quickly, as Donald Tusk citing Żurek said he expected hard decisions from him. So Żurek will have a hard nut to crack, so how is he expected to handle these expectations without teeth?

But the substance is besides future for another, much more crucial reason. If expert stomatologists find a real connection between the stress caused by political governments and dental damage, there will be a chance of a revolutionary improvement of electoral ordination. It is known that all politician, all political party, apart from supporters, has a alleged negative electorate. And it is this negative electorate that suffers the most. Seeing the power of his opponents begins to unwittingly grind his teeth, leading straight to their pathological abrasion. It is so in the general public interest that politicians and groups with the least negative electorate, i.e. causing as small harm as possible to society's teeth, should be in power. Electoral ordination should so be designed to reward parties with the top support alternatively of the least negative electorate. How do we do that? That's by examining the voter's dental status. Each voter will throw in the urn the results of the examination of the state of his teeth with annotation as to what kind of politician the organization is causing him to respond unconsciously to gnash his teeth and abrasion his teeth. And on this basis, on the basis of a full clash of negative electorates, the PKW will indicate as the winner of the election, this policy, this group, which in the end of the word caused the least failure of the voters' teeth.

You could do with a hand, just a benefit. In this way, we will free ourselves of eternal disputes about the integrity of elections. There will be no discussion whether it is simply a cross or a bird, or whether it intersects in or outside the field. Members of the committee will not gotta donate or hide pens that served to invalidate their vote by adding a cross to another candidate's field. After all, with no pen, no dishonest associate of the committee will rebuild an unwitting gnashing of the voters' teeth. specified electoral ordination will at the same time contribute to a general improvement in public health. The natural turn of things will so be to combine the ministries of justice and wellness into 1 ministry, of course with Waldemar Żurek at the head. And here, as you can see, the payment of a million-dollar compensation to Waldemar Żurek will not be a cost to the State Treasury but an excellent investment. Now dear Żurek but in the future inexpensive country.

I'm just afraid it's going to be specified a inexpensive country that it's not worth anything. You could compose a book about Waldemar Lurk. But after reading the justification for the suit Waldemar Żurek brought against the State Treasury in April this year, you can start unwittingly gnashing your teeth. But don't think that 1 of us, me or 1 of the readers, has a chance of getting a million-dollar compensation for a dental loss. As the proverb says, "what's allowed is not you, stink." Fortunately, this kind of stress can be reacted differently. Just like in PRL, like in communes, through grin and song. In the 1980s, in spite of power, we sang a song by Andrzej Rosiewicz “Eat rice, and you will have slanted eyesIt’s okay. ” Now, after the appointment of Żurek as the Minister of Justice, you can sing a remix of Andrzej Rosiewicz's song alternatively of grinding your teeth:

Go, Mr. Pub.

And you will have healthy teeth

If it hadn't been for those teeth

That would be a du...

Yeah, 'cause it might be useful.

This could be useful right now.

Better spend more, then

in order to avoid future sorrows

Manna beetle, dibu dibu manna

It's not manna, it's the full tub.

And erstwhile the tooth breaks a large part

There's nothing like this tub to eat.

Mr Bogdan