It is simply a rainy and hot summer, so Poles cannot complain about deficiency of impressions, especially erstwhile cannikules are accompanied by fear receipts. Junta Tuska, however, took care of fair amusement for residents of east Poland by sending the Flying Circus Kosiniaka-Kamisha there.
When and where the Tiger will appear in his own form is simply a mystery – due to Russian agents, who in the number of 50,000 roam Poland. This figure was given by the most reliable and thus untouchable Tomasz Grodzki, who abruptly woke up to inform the Nation: “When I served (?) as a legislature marshal, a high-ranking CIA analyst told that about 50,000 people work for Russia in Poland: spies, sleepers, paid scientists, politicians and journalists, etc. Looking where they run away, the thing is serious and the services have something to do...” – wrote on X the 1 who is by the service untouchable...
The issue is so serious, due to the fact that all the scandalists and supporters of Poland's biggest scandals, specified as attacks by militants on journalists of the Republic, pedophilic-zoophilic scandal, hospital, flood, garbage, data leak of 19 million Poles, blocking strategical investments, or the loans of the SAFE from which the Flying Kosiniaka-Kamisha Circus is financed.
Together with the circus, they are transported in secret from the Russian agent anti-tank hedgehogs and Patriot launchers, to which rockets the manager of the circus gave to Ukrainians. Thanks to this far-sighted strategy of the junta on 13 December – residents of east Poland can see the Tiger with their own eyes at the end of the summer! However, unlike the times of the commune, Tigger trains observers of his performances – including those mentioned by Grodzki politicians and journalists.
However, we may feel safe, for the Flying Circus manager Kosiniak-Kamish and the dangerous Tiger are constantly observing the sky, from where the Russian rockets and drones are coming. Thanks to this observation, the manager managed to observe the eclipse of the sun over Poland, announcing the fast transformation of the sun of Peru into a red dwarf...
Tusk has just signed an eternal alliance with Comrade Vladimir Czarzasty and the joint launch of the civilian Coalition with the communists in next year's election...
