Every day, Polish politics increasingly resembles the spectacle from the border of cabaret, brawl and fairy tales. Jarosław Kaczyński, defending the kibolian militants, mentions that his brother Lech Kaczyński besides took part in the setups — for example, in the woods, erstwhile he was on mushrooms, he struggled with his thoughts due to the fact that he did not separate between butter and real butter. Meanwhile, Jacek „Tiema” Kurski returns to the game, already bored of hanging between the President's legs on the level of a dachshund. In parallel, Karol Nawrocki, a presidential candidate, gathers support from József Szájer — a conservative who won planet fame by moving bare across a gutter from a gay orgy. All of this happens erstwhile the media reminds us that Nawrocki himself took part in the setup, and his comrades have torture, baseball and machetes on account. Polish reality balances between grotesque and hallucination.
Photo by Dariusz Frach, thefad.pl
LEAD ON THE TABLES
Jarosław Kaczyński, defending the kibolian militants, revealed that his brother Lech Kaczyński besides took part in the setup at the time of his crazy youth. For example, erstwhile he was in the woods on mushrooms, he struggled with his thoughts due to the fact that he did not separate between buttermilk and real. He besides made arrangements in the presidential palace as he serially set up wine bottles he emptied on the table. And erstwhile they were both moonlighting with Jarosław, they conducted quite a few bills in the process of tendering in the Treasury companies.
GOOD DEFENCE FOR ADULTS
Good news for fairy tale lovers. Jacek Ściema Kurski returns due to the fact that he is tired of hanging between the President's legs on the level of a dachshund. He actively supports Charles Alfons Nawrocki not only with good advice, due to the fact that he wants to destruct the current unemployment among random passersby on TVP.
HUNGARY SURVEILLANCE
There is increasing support for Karol Nawrocki... in Hungary. Fidesz MEP József Szájer spoke with a good word about the PiS candidate. Yes, it's the same advocate of conservative values that took part in the world-famous gay orgy in Brussels during the pandemic.
When police appeared lured by loud music and groans of delight, MP József ran bare in the gutter. specified uncompromising attitude of Szájer has aroused admiration worldwide. Right-wing politicians even at gay orgies remember household values and only slip down the gutter, ringing balls about a sheet of metallic in the rhythm of a wizard.
GENTLEMANI JUDGERS
The media revealed who were the respectable gentlemen taking part in Lech Poznań and Lechia Gdańsk's loud bill, whose associate present was president candidate Karol Nawrocki. Many of them are criminals, gangsters, convicted of drug trafficking, torture of women, prostitution, beatings involving baseball and machetes, and robberies. According to the prominent lawyer and guardian of the constitution of Andrzej “Długopis” Duda, these people are noble gentlemen applying the rules gentleman’s agreement.
BIACHIC ABSENCE
Kibole of the English club Chelsea demolished downtown Wrocław after a match with a competitive team. A large surprise is the fact that the fights were not attended by their large fan Karol Nawrocki, who, alongside the tattoos of Lechia Gdańsk besides has tattoos of this English club. Unfortunately, Karol Nawrocki could not take part in the riot for the time being, due to the fact that he had a gathering with the pensioners about the studios.
Krzysztof Skiba
