Kraków, Warsaw and Unlimited Papa Circle. A satire for political reality

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When Kraków does not connect to Warsaw

The program begins with technological chaos. Berez can't connect, which Celiński says with a joke:

“The greater enemy of man is human intelligence, and let us not worry from above.”

Witold Beres, erstwhile he yet gets on the air, explains:

"I paid, but I didn't press the Enter button. In Krakow it is now night, the lights are out, it is truly different.”

You are joking that the Kraków network is managed by “UPC — Unlimited Papa Circle” or “Pope network absolutely unlimited”.

Suski, “dabilism” and intellectuals in the Sejm

The first serious subject is the behaviour of Marek Suski, who, erstwhile leaving the committee, threw:

"You can't work with morons."

Beres comments:

“Debilism is simply a serious disease. This should not be a name and not in the Sejm anymore."

Celiński adds that he is not certain that Suski knows the medical meaning of the word:

"He has more crucial things to do. Poland requires sacrifices, factions multiply and Catherine torments him at home."

The gentlemen besides callback the celebrated episode of the 3 erstwhile Suski received the shirt “I Love the Three”, to which he replied that “there is no cloth for the floor”.

Gliński fears trains 350 km/h

Another hero of the conversation is erstwhile Minister of Culture Piotr Gliński, who criticizes fast trains with the argument that people will be afraid to drive them.

Celinski ironic:

"I may be strange, but I am glad that 3 hours from Warsaw to Gdańsk are going, not six and a half."

Beres adds:

"Before a train over 230 km/h should run ram with a red flag as in the 19th century".

The gentlemen besides mention the reality of PRL's journeys: trains where it was possible to get off on mushrooms and get on 3 cars further, and toilets where "the girl ate a bun and you asked if she could urinate".

Round Table, Nawrocks and “The End of Post-communism”

In the historical part of the conversation, president Karol Nawrocki of the IPN announced that “post-communism ended in Poland today”.

Celiński reacts sharply:

“He who shouts and insults is not hard. He's just a weakling taking advantage of a momentary advantage."

Berez adds:

"The president was born in 1983. He was six erstwhile the circular Table was held. How much he had to conflict to fight post-communism."

Both emphasize that the symbol of the circular Table is not the praise of communism, but the tradition of compromise:

"It's a part of furniture that symbolizes consensus democracy. And this is completely abroad to Nawrock.”

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Mentzen and “politicians looking after Ukrainians”

In the conversation there is besides a fragment of Sławomir Mentzen's speech, which accuses Polish politicians under the Sejm of neglecting national interests.

Celiński does not hold outrage:

“The blood is flooding me. It's a group that puts it on simple propaganda."

Both interviewers see in this communicative the cynical sound of emotions and historical memory.

Between satire and seriousness

Although the conversation is full of grotesque, jokes and absurd anecdotes, its core remains serious:
Polish politics are increasingly fleeing rationality, and they are increasingly eager to flirt with fear, aggression and symbolic gestures.

Celiński concludes:

"We never laughter at voters. We laughter at those who offend them.”

And Beres adds:

"The circular Table was the only nationwide victorious uprising. And that's why they hurt so much."