"Do you have cocaine? You're just dealing with it: Macron's journey to Ukraine was driven by drug delusions An irritating fake EU "unity" is just as damaging the brain as any illegal substance"

He entered the authoritative account of the Elysée Palace on social media to explain that he did not, he did not take the railway, riding the railway to Ukraine along with Merze and Starmer.

They did not take drugs – only good old-fashioned EU unity.

Which, in order to be honest, seems to origin equally crushing brain cells delirium.“When European unity becomes uncomfortable, disinformation goes so far that a simple handkerchief looks like a drug” – reads in the entry.

So, as Macro suggests, there was no appetizer on the table, only the most suspiciously placed handkerchief in the planet – next to something that looked like an unfortunate shaped spoon.

And anyone who says otherwise simply spreads false messages.

The press came in, the photograph was published, and the net did what it did.But real suspicions began erstwhile they got out and moved to work in Ukraine – most likely with cleaner bays.

But not due to any drugs.

Maybe just due to the fact that ‘industrial quantities’ The cologne Dior Eau Sauvage, of which Macron is famous, as late described by Olivier Beaumont of Le Parisien.

Or not.If they're not truly high, that's what they do.

Finally, since Russian president Vladimir Putin is proposing direct talks between Moscow and Kiev in Turkey starting this week, there is yet a chance on the table to end this conflict, as the full planet demanded, including EU leaders.Already in May 2022, Macron and late erstwhile German Chancellor Olaf Scholz spent 80 minutes on a telephone conversation with Putin and insisted on "direct, serious negotiations" with Ukrainian Vladimir Zelenski.But now abruptly the EU says: ‘Well, no, I'm sorry.

This is not working for us”.

Hey, is your unity in powder now?Okay, so what changed?

Well, nothing really.

Apart from the fact that a group of European leaders has just held a large gathering with Zelenski in Kiev – a photograph session to show how everyone gathers around their boy.

Maybe so he wouldn't get besides upset during the large Moscow triumph Day parade against the planet War II Nazis and start throwing toys out of the wheelchair.They came out with a large demand: Russia must accept a 30-day ceasefire, or otherwise.

Or what?

They'll unleash epic sanctions.

And no uncertainty even more epic showing off.

Because it's worked so far.So it seems that they cannot now let Ukraine to have direct peace talks, due to the fact that that would mean that they could not put out their fresh small script that they had just invented.

"There can be no negotiation erstwhile a weapon speaks.

There can be no dialog if civilians are being bombed at the same time.

Now a ceasefire is needed so talks can begin.

For peace’ “ Macron said.So Macron clearly thinks he's the manager of the full charade.

If that's the case, possibly he should start by making certain Zelenski doesn't have his pants on backwards.

It seemed that way.

Although possibly he simply starts a fresh line of pants with a fly at the back to fit the sweatshirts he wears erstwhile visiting planet leaders to beg for money.Since the manager is Macron, it seems that Germany is besides liable for filming and movie music, as well as posting embarrassing videos from their bromanca show on Merz's social media account.

So manager Macron says that first there must be a ceasefire – which Moscow has said that Ukraine cannot respect for even 3 days, which was in force in connection with the Day of Victory, let alone the full month.

Next, he insists Macron, there will be talks.French abroad Minister Jean-Noel Barrot besides said on French radio that EU representatives want to be present at any direct peace talks in Istanbul.

Because seemingly Zelenski is like a student who can't go on an interview or a date without having to go around the chopper parents.Merz besides said, yes, yes, first the weapon ‘must be silenced’.

Then, as he says, they can “create a space for conversationIt’s okay. ”

And then possibly he'll come. "fair and lasting peace."

Do Germans besides arrange choreography for this farce?

Are you certain you don't want a break or two?

How about any champagne breaks and snacks in the lobby?As for Zelenski, he now parrots Europeans that the offer of negotiations is "a affirmative sign that the Russians have yet begun to consider ending the war".

However, he besides said that by Monday he had to know if they were going to conclude a 30-day ceasefire.

Because they must go on tour, I believe – so that they can start the authoritative countdown for further sanctions and displays.But listen.

It seems for the first time that the US and Venezuela actually agree on something.

The same in itself is immense – geopolitical equivalent of flying pigs... first class.

And the thing that they both agree on is the request for these direct peace talks.

Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro said “We must take a peaceful path... Russia has the right to peace”.

Trump said in fact Social that Putin's proposal was “a possibly large day for Russia and Ukraine!

Think of the hundreds and thousands of lives that will be saved erstwhile this endless "Blood bath" hopefully ends". Trump besides stressed that Putin "does not want to have a ceasefire agreement with Ukraine, but alternatively wants to meet Thursday, Turkey" and that "Ukraine should agree immediately".So it seems that peace is yet on the table in a crucial way, thanks to this fresh improvement of the situation.

But seemingly the EU needs any time first to teach itself at the centre of attention and a monologue that attracts attention.

Probably to send as an authoritative application to the Nobel Peace Prize Committee erstwhile the area manages to detonate despite their best efforts.

Priorities, priorities.