You have no thought that yesterday was the global Festival of Foreplay, in fact, nothing to talk about. For a long time, of me only conscious reasons, I believe that the best and most safe method of pre-coupling is to immediately take your legs by the belt. So I could drop the veil of silence, spray the fog of indifference, or simply proceed to defecate, but erstwhile I see and hear about preparations for the National Feta for the centenary of regaining independency by Poland - I feel the impending constipation. At my age, these things happen - and I mean both the aversion to the other sex and the intestinal peristalsis.
As any of you know (seeing my social media photos from fresh trips), I spent the beginning of the period in Ukraine.
PART ONE: TO THE FRIENDS OF THE UKRAINS.
Before I left, I heard from a fewer visitors from the east: Why are you going there? There's nothing interesting there, people bad, sad, gloomy. It's not worth it. I did not realize the message by putting it on the brink of the possible reluctance that the people of the country have had for decades over the Dnieprem. On the plane flying to Kiev, I met a businessman there who was returning with his boy from Poland. I wanted to show him your cities. - he said. - I'm sorry. There is nothing to see here, in 1 Gdańsk it is more interesting than in the full Ukraine.
When I arrived, trying to verify what I had heard earlier, I decided to conduct a probe, among the Tambyls encountered. The results frightened me.
What - I address my Ukrainian friends and friends - why do you not like your country so much? I realize it's hard to live here, wages are dramatically low, so sometimes you don't want to work. I can see that cleverness and corruption are already reaching (literally) the pavement of your streets, and injustice and social inequality are wonderful. But it is not your responsibility (!), which has been conquered by generations, independence. Do you think if the invaders ate you, would it be easier for you to regulation mir, Ordnung, or worse? The sad thing is that in order to usage their native language they gotta convince posters here and there to advertise Ukrainian usage, while the woman from the kiosk, erstwhile asked about the sense of native statehood, states that she doesn't care. How does it matter?!
So many Kievs, the farther towards Russia, the worse. Otherwise - in the west of the country, national identity is an immanent part of the everyday functioning of citizens. The gap between them and the inhabitants of the east runway is huge. This is the consequence of geopolitical shuffling, the proximity of the Western world, the little longing for the older sister - the russian Union. Not fascism or nationalism - as any would like to see, but the deficiency of thumiwism and the foundation of a large civilian society in which (unfortunately) there is area for all extremes.
The fight for the government of souls in Ukraine continues. Very good. I hope this ends well.
PART TWO: FIRE IN BURDEL.
Poles besides don't like their homeland, but in their own way. With mouths full of national and patriotic slogans, they hatred each other.
In a different word than pycophobia You can't specify the full circus with a state holiday. 2 100 million went to stone to get the esteemed officers to first quit their participation in the march, which they themselves patronized, then invitation them to a march that is not there at the end, sending tanks and armored transporters to Warsaw - discourage the celebration of the previously encouraged ones. It's a mess. It is sad that as a payer in this country, on a national holiday, I will be afraid to leave the house, due to the fact that just any Neanderthal might not like my complexion, and - having barricaded myself in the attic - by feeding sausages of the country's Kiev and enjoying caviar of whiteness (with a glass of frozen Cossack Council) - I will, of course, follow the Polish-Polish war on the streets of the capital. My capital. No regrets I'm not there.
Total amateurism of organizers, laughter and mockery all over the planet - this is what the preparation of the anniversary celebration of independency Recovery looks like. Let us add this megalomania and a pathological tendency to lie to the representatives of the authorities, the company of the troglodytes - amateurs of white Europe from the Celtic cross and phalanges, the cries of any prominents at the trough that atheists should be sent to Madagascar that who isn't with us - the 1 against us..but after the celebration, everything will come back to the old order, a flock of morons wiping their faces out of my country, trying to prove that Poland is more crucial than yours etc. Pathology.
No, thank you.
By the way (behind Wikipedia) I give a definition of the large Polish white race: it is simply a breed of home pig which was formed as a consequence of long-term breeding and crossbreeding of 2 species of this animal.
Someone who does not know the past of the Republic, observing preparations for the anniversary of her regaining independence, knows perfectly well the reasons for her loss.
And as for foreplay - quoting the classical - no substance how it starts, but how it ends - I'm afraid in this case, the motto: finis coronat opus, will not be a prophecy of success. Good thing the 12th of November is this year's day off from work - will be erstwhile to cure hangovers.
A hangover of all type.
