This year's celebration of the coup of 4 June 1992 is especially solemn. The Führer Tusk, who has been sent to Poland, is counting on a million of his faithful, while Kidawa, the real president, is counting on even 10 million to arrive without Kozera!
The anniversary of the overthrow of Olszewski's government by folksdojcz to a post-communist company is an chance to show to the public the fight of the Civic Platform and leftovers not only with expensive, but besides with theft. So Comrade Trela will appear with peppers, which he managed to buy for PLN 24 per kilo – while the führer himself will appear on the stand with a loaf of bread, whose clever Kashub sold Tusk for PLN 30.
In order to illustrate the fight against theft, Donald's closest colleagues will besides appear on the parade, which means the arrest of thieves, whom Kasta will release on the occasion of the parade on passes. Those who are presently at large will besides come, although they are waiting for the trial. The society will so have the chance to pay tribute to Joseph Pinior and Buru of the Allied PSL. The June parade will besides feature the right hand of the Führer, the celebrated Lolo Pindolo, who managed to rob even Ukrainians!
With a model of armoured birch will arrive for the solemn celebrations of the June coupe celebrated arabian liaison Donald Tusk! There will besides be an unforgettable Grad Alexander who managed to build a PLN 182 million invisible atomic power plant with Tuski! But that's not all Donald Tusk did in his tireless fight against theft! The coup caste will release Karpiniak and Baniak from custody – although everyone knows that the inactive trusted Tusk Włodiu Karpiniak – took not 1 deadbeat as a garbage can, but 5 – as the Baniak said...
And the unforgettable Secretary General of the Civic Platform Staszek Gawłowski! He was so disgusted with the bribery, he ran distant from her! So Croatia, where he acquired a modest estate. During the anniversary of the 4th June regiment, builder Gawłowski will appear on the tow truck, watching the construction of his guest home in his brother Croatia!
In the course of the walk will besides appear on the tow of the Holy Relic of the Civic Platform, that is Seicent's car MP Sebastian, and the faithful of the Gdańsk Duleczsy will carry the feretron of the martyr of Budynia who died in the fight against bribery. Of course – at the hands of the media!
The führer himself, as an unsurpassed model of honesty and modesty, will fight the costly with the tallness of the Tribune at the Defilad Square. due to the fact that – on the occasion of narrowing down streets in Warsaw and in connection with the upcoming celebration of the overthrow of Olszewski's government on 4 June – the workers of the capital undertook to recreate the Tribune in social activity in Defilad Square, before which a colorful, multimillion-dollar march of people of advancement will pass. The consequence will be accompanied by the slogan of eternal relationship with Russia as it is, and of faithfulness to the ideals of the European Union, which will be reflected by the erstwhile European King at the Tribune: the same butthole Angela who came from Berlin itself to save and convert us to the regulation of law and actual German culture!
The celebration of the February 4th, 1992, is simply a spectacle designed with large momentum. Manifestants utilizing designed costumes and props will recreate surviving allegories of ideological virtues and values of the Civic Platform. Platforms, or in fact already Lawets for which the fight against theft and costly was always in the first place, as evidenced by the unforgettable "..d... and stones poop". Although Donald, who only collected 21 000 European pensions, never had any buttons to lower his prices, I don't think anyone can deny that he failed to bring the hourly rate to 3 zlotys and the retirement rate to 67!
That is why now – after years – as behind the pressing of Donald Tusk's magic button, his announcements came that he would "live better again." And it's for everyone who picks Donald again!
So before Donald there will be a multicolored march of LGBT activists and activists in briefs or disguised as dogs. On the tow truck, Mr Nitras will movie Catholics, while the fighter for rights abused by the compose of women, a female named Lempart, will howl with 8 crosses from a passing swab. There will besides be Ochojski leaning over the arabian co-worker Donald Tusk, while on the next tow truck he will drive over the river Odra. While the only 1 burned will be the wife of the pop of the Volga River, she will be dressed for the unknowable, but it will be illustrated to the masses that the secular Feast of 4 June will now be recognized in all countries that love peace. Even at the cost of war with the Polish Nation!
